1 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,839 Whoo. Did you hear that? 2 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,119 Sold-out in Los Angeles. Whoo. 3 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,960 Ow! Ow. Needle in finger. 4 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,320 Sharp shooting pain. 5 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:39,400 Oh, I'm sorry, Fermine. 6 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,599 Oh, that's okay. I kiss it. 7 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,160 Hmm, all better. All right. 8 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:46,400 Oh, look at you. You look gorgeous. 9 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,879 You're gonna look beautiful in your finale. 10 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:49,960 Do it with me. Come on now. 11 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,640 Work it out. Work it out…and pop it! 12 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,640 Oh! 13 00:00:58,030 --> 00:00:58,830 Tushy-tear. 14 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,240 Awkward moment. Time to go. 15 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,120 Don't look at my booty. 16 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:06,680 Uh, no danger there, partner. 17 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,560 I love you, Hannah Montana. 18 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,480 Do you mind? I am on the phone here, all right. 19 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,880 I've got a life too, you know, 20 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,519 and I would appreciate it if I could have one 21 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,280 conversation without hearing the words "Hannah Montana." 22 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,039 Yeah, that's right, girl. 23 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,720 I know Hannah Montana, 24 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,200 and I got two incredible tickets for tomorrow night. 25 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:28,880 Great, well, see you then. 26 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,760 I need two incredible seats for tomorrow night. 27 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,480 Sorry, I'm sold-out. 28 00:01:35,170 --> 00:01:35,680 Dad. 29 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,280 Hey, think about it this way, Miley, 30 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:40,440 he goes out with the girl, they fall in love, they get married, he moves out. 31 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:42,960 You've got the tickets. 32 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:47,080 Hello. 33 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,439 Hey, it's me. I'm landing in twenty seconds. 34 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,160 Great! 35 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,200 Lilly alert in eighteen seconds. 36 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,200 She's your best friend, Miley. 37 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,040 Sooner or later you're going to have to tell her you're Hannah Montana. 38 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,120 I pick later. 39 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,640 Nine seconds. Get the juice. 40 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:00,630 Got it. 41 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,239 Good. Three… 42 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:02,790 Two… 43 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:03,590 One. 44 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,880 Guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. 45 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:12,119 Miley, you and I, I being your best friend... 46 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:17,080 Are going to see the one, the only, Hannah Montana. 47 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,520 You're not screaming. 48 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,400 Why aren't you screaming? 49 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:24,950 Oh, believe me, 50 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,240 she's screaming on the inside. 51 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:28,840 I just don't get it. 52 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,760 Why won't you go to the concert with me? 53 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,120 It's just that... 54 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,880 um, I really want to spend some quality time with my brother. 55 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,080 Quality time with your brother? 56 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,039 Okay, if you don't wanna tell me, 57 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,400 I guess there's nothing I can do except 58 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:51,040 go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt 59 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,440 so badly by my 60 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,480 - bestest friend. - Oh, just stop, 61 00:03:53,481 --> 00:03:54,680 I just can't go, okay? 62 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:55,880 Okay. That's fine. 63 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,520 Hey, Miley. How's it going? 64 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,159 Um, pretty good, 65 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,680 just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger. 66 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,200 I see you like mayonnaise. 67 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,680 I've never tried that on a veggieburger 68 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,519 and maybe I should, but not today 69 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:10,240 - because I've already. - Miley. Miley. 70 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:11,360 - Ketchup thing going on. - Miley! Miley! 71 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,280 You know, what a lot of people don't know is-is... 72 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,360 it's also a wonderful moisturizer. 73 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,640 Mm-hmm. Here. 74 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,580 Isn't that lovely? 75 00:04:25,581 --> 00:04:27,640 Moisturizer. You're pretty funny. 76 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,120 Wow, my hand does feel softer. 77 00:04:34,010 --> 00:04:34,590 Wow. 78 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:39,440 I know. He is so hot and I'm so lame. 79 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,640 Hey! He's the one who believed ketchup was a moisturizer. 80 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,160 Miley, you've been totally crushing on Johnny Collins for months. 81 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,559 He thought you were funny. This is your chance. 82 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,880 He's sitting right there. Let's move. 83 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,120 I just can't do it. 84 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,640 Yes, you can. Miley, 85 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,400 you're smart, you're funny, and you're totally cute, 86 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:02,710 and now... 87 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,440 you have my lucky bracelet. 88 00:05:08,010 --> 00:05:08,360 Okay. 89 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,880 Wait! Booger check. 90 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,760 You're so gross. 91 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,320 All clear. Good to go. 92 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,840 Seriously, dude, it really does soften your skin. 93 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:19,910 Hi, Johnny. 94 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,720 Hey, Amber, Ashley. 95 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,160 We were gonna sit there. 96 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,119 Well, isn't that just too bad? 97 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,080 Oh, but don't worry. 98 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,240 There are seats over there by the trash cans. 99 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,160 At the losers' table. Ooh. 100 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,840 Um, hey Amber, 101 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,760 I think it might be time to pluck the 'stache. 102 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,520 And Ashley, 103 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,200 is that a zit or are you growing a new head? 104 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,880 Gross! Ooh! 105 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,399 Okay, we didn't get those seats. 106 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,400 Minor setback, 107 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,440 but the good news is we have better seats for Hannah Montana! 108 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,520 I'm sorry. It's just that... 109 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,320 I don't like Hannah Montana. 110 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:12,860 What? 111 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,960 Hey, baby, how you doing? 112 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,680 Oliver Oken, and may I say, you two are smokin'. 113 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:22,910 In your dreams. 114 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:23,920 I'm counting on that. 115 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,000 Hey, slick. 116 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:27,990 Hey! 117 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,360 Oh, yeah. She wants me. 118 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,920 Oliver, you're not going to believe this. 119 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,360 Miley says she doesn't like Hannah Montana. 120 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:37,750 What? 121 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,120 Hannah Montana is a goddess. I worship at her feet. 122 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:46,440 In fact, FYI, someday I'm going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. 123 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,280 I'm going to watch her every minute of every day, 124 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,680 protect her from any obsessed fans, 125 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:56,480 every night I'll shampoo and condition that beautiful blonde hair. 126 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,000 Oliver, I say this because I care about you, 127 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,800 get some help! 128 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,920 Miley, don't make me go see my favorite singer without my best friend. 129 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,520 If you don't take this ticket, 130 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,760 I'm going to end up going to the concert with "Mr. Hannah Montana!" 131 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,640 You have an extra ticket to Hannah Montana? 132 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,120 That was really loud, wasn't it? 133 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:32,120 Hey, Dad. 134 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,480 I'm really nervous about my date and, 135 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,600 well... I'm just going to say this... 136 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:42,280 There is nobody in the world whose advice I trust and respect more than you. 137 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:44,880 Son, I'm not loaning you money. 138 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,760 Wha-What? I-Is that what you think this is about? 139 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,200 Dad, I-I am-I am hurt. 140 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,680 Th-This has nothing to do with borrowing money from you. 141 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,200 I was actually kind of hoping more for an outright gift. 142 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,040 I gave you the gift of life, son. 143 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,440 Don't push it. 144 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,880 Honey, what happened? 145 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,600 Hannah Montana happened. 146 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,480 You mean the kids at school found out? 147 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:10,560 No, 148 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,560 this was just about a ticket to see Hannah Montana. 149 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,240 What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? 150 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,040 No one would treat me the same. 151 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,080 I bet Lilly would. 152 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,800 Are you kidding? She's Hannah's biggest fan. 153 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,480 If she knew the truth, 154 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,600 I'd never be just Miley again. 155 00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:27,919 Oh, baby doll... 156 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,120 I'm taking a walk on the beach. 157 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,200 Now, hold on just a minute. 158 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,440 First, 159 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,040 lets get this French fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you. 160 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,280 Boy, that sucker is in there, too. 161 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,200 Second of all, 162 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,399 I know you're concerned that if Lilly finds out 163 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,120 the truth that she won't treat you the same, 164 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,240 but she's still your best bud. 165 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,600 You need to trust that. 166 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,520 At least think about telling her? 167 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:52,240 Okay. 168 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,560 Not gonna happen. 169 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,040 Dad, 170 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,120 I can only hope that when I'm a father I can give 171 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:01,930 - my children... - No money. 172 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:02,900 Didn't think so. 173 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,400 Thank you, Los Angeles! 174 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:45,560 Hannah Montan... na. There you go! 175 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,600 Thank you. 176 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,360 Hey, Joh... ust another fan. 177 00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:51,920 Hi. 178 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,200 Um, could you sign this, "To Johnny"? 179 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,680 I-It's not me; I-it's my little brother. 180 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,840 He really likes you. 181 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,680 N-Not that I don't, I do, 182 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,200 but, you know, it's... He-He wanted me to get it so I'm-I'm getting it. 183 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,480 Yeah, so if you could just, uh, sign that, “To Johnny", my little brother? 184 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,160 There you go. 185 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,000 Thanks. 186 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,919 Hey, really soft hands. 187 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:11,880 Thanks, it's ketchup. 188 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:14,480 Bye. 189 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:15,920 Thanks, guys. 190 00:10:15,921 --> 00:10:18,080 Be sure and pick up a record and a T-shirt in the lobby. 191 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,559 He is so cute. 192 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,959 Honey, at your age, there's only two things that are cute, 193 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,160 that's squirrels and little puppy dogs. 194 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,160 Whoo, I tell you what, I hate wearing this thing. 195 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,200 It's like kissing your great aunt Clara. 196 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,440 Hey, great show tonight. I'll go check on the limo. 197 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,600 Your mama would have been so proud of you. 198 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:39,990 Thanks, Dad. 199 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,760 Higher, Oliver. I'm almost in. 200 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,600 There is no higher. 201 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,120 You're already standing on my head! 202 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,640 Jump, you idiot, jump! 203 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,280 Not good! 204 00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:21,770 Oops. 205 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,840 And she sticks the landing! 206 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,480 Hannah Montana's hot dogs, 207 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,560 Hannah Montana's scarf! 208 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,920 Hannah Montana! 209 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:43,950 Whoever you are, 210 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,160 you have to get out of here right now or I'll call security! 211 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,399 Wait, wait! No, I'm sorry. 212 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:48,960 I was just looking for a souvenir. 213 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:52,520 My name's Lilly Truscott, and I'm a huge fan. 214 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,720 Did you just shove pie in your face? 215 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,720 It's not a real pie. 216 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,480 It's, um, a foaming facial wash... 217 00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:19,900 pie. 218 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,680 What's wrong with your voice? 219 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,760 Um, that happens after every concert. 220 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,960 You give so much! 221 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,799 I-I just wish Miley were here. 222 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,639 Uh, Miley? Who's Miley? I don't know Miley. 223 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,560 That's a strange name. 224 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,000 Oh, she's my best friend. 225 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:37,940 Great. 226 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,680 Well, then, why don't you go get her? 227 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,240 Oh, great idea! I'll call her! 228 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,520 No! 229 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,239 You know, cell phones don't really work in here. 230 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,400 It has to do with the walls, and the cement, and... 231 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,640 Okay. They must have fixed it. 232 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,520 Aren't you gonna get that? 233 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,799 Uh-Uh-Uh, no, I'm talking to you. 234 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,720 That would be rude. 235 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,600 Okay, she's not home. 236 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,880 Wow, that was weird. 237 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,320 Uh, why don't I just give you an autograph for her? 238 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,880 What about me? 239 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,880 I'm the one who loves you! 240 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,560 You're much paler in person. 241 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,240 Yeah, I am. You know, uh, 242 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,960 gosh it was really fun meeting you guys, but I've really got to go. 243 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:26,770 Wait, 244 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,320 can't I even shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair? 245 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,440 No, but you can take this towel. 246 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,640 Hannah Montana's towel! 247 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,640 It's okay. None of my blood got on the towel! 248 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,480 Well, I guess I'm leaving too. 249 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,520 Okay. 250 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,400 Without even a towel as a souvenir. 251 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,840 Bye-bye. 252 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,840 Nothing, but my memories, 253 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,360 which will fade too, too quickly. 254 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,600 All right, all right. Here. 255 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,960 Oh, my gosh! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage. 256 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,200 I can't believe it. 257 00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:12,130 This is so... 258 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,120 Hey, I have a lucky bracelet just like that. 259 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,000 I loaned it to my best friend yesterday. 260 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,200 Of course, mine says, "Lilly" on the back. 261 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Just like that. 262 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,280 Ta-da. 263 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,120 Lilly, 264 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,440 I know you're upset I didn't tell you, 265 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,160 but you cannot just freeze me out like this. 266 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,600 Please talk to me. 267 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,600 I thought we were friends. 268 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,800 I thought we told each other everything, 269 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,000 but I guess I was wrong 270 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,820 since you kept just about the biggest secret in the world, 271 00:14:54,821 --> 00:14:56,840 Miley Stewart-slash-Hannah Montana! 272 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,720 Okay. Well, other than that, 273 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,280 did you enjoy the concert? 274 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,400 That's right, I happen to be real tight with Hannah Montana. 275 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:12,710 Hey, Hannah. 276 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,360 I thought my lady here could use a little souvenir. 277 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,840 Jackson, get out of here! 278 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:18,280 For you. 279 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,600 I told you we were tight. 280 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,840 I am so out of here. 281 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,800 Lilly, please wait. 282 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,360 I wanted to tell you, 283 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:33,970 it's just that... 284 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,800 I was afraid. 285 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,640 Afraid of what? 286 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,319 I don't know, I thought maybe once you knew, 287 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,360 you wouldn't want to be my friend anymore 288 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,440 and you'd like Hannah Montana more than you like me. 289 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,760 That's what you thought? 290 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,039 That could never happen, Miley. 291 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,320 Don't you know that? 292 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,040 Yeah, I do. 293 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,280 Okay, no more secrets 294 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,559 and to prove it, I'm gonna show you something 295 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,160 I've never shown to any other friend. 296 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,760 Wait until you see this! 297 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,240 Why am I standing in your closet? 298 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,200 Because behind my closet is... 299 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,640 my closet! 300 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:40,960 It's like a dream. A beautiful, beautiful dream. 301 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,880 Okay, dreams over. I've got to have these. 302 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,320 Wait, there's more. 303 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,600 Another closet? 304 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,400 What size shoe do you wear? 305 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:54,200 I'm a five. 306 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,040 I'm a six, but I'll squeeze! 307 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,000 Wait until Amber and Ashley find out. 308 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:02,840 What? 309 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,240 Well, we have to tell them. 310 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:05,600 Here's my cell. 311 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,920 Take a picture of me in front of Hannah Montana's clothes! 312 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,680 No! No one else can see this stuff. 313 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,480 Are you crazy? Why not? 314 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,320 Once people know I'm Hannah, they won't treat me the same. 315 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,639 That's the point! 316 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,720 I'm talking mega-popularity here for both of us. 317 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,920 Think about Johnny Collins. He'd be yours if he knew. 318 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,800 No! 319 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,400 How can you be so selfish? Whoa. 320 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,440 If you were really my best friend you'd want this for me! 321 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,200 If you were my best friend you'd understand why I can't do it! 322 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,880 Come on, cut me some slack, Hannah. 323 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,400 Hannah? I knew this would happen. 324 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,840 Did I say Hannah? I didn't mean that. 325 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:42,920 It was a mistake. 326 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,760 No, the mistake was trusting you. 327 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,160 That girl tonight really dug me, dad. 328 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,160 I think it was the guns. 329 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:57,650 Hey, Lilly. 330 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,279 I think things are going to be a whole lot 331 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,280 better around here now that you know our little secret. 332 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,000 Did you see the way she ignored you? 333 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,040 Well, I'm sorry, 334 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,200 but that is no way to treat a man of your compassion, sensitivity and... 335 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,800 Still no money? 336 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,960 I am so mad! 337 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,320 Oh, so you're going to take it out on my ice cream sundae? 338 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,240 You want to talk about it? 339 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:24,860 No. 340 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,200 Okay. 341 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,640 You got the processed sugar blues. 342 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,280 - Ooh. - Stop! 343 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,040 That's the worst song you've ever written. 344 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,680 She obviously doesn't remember the potty-training song. 345 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,880 Dad, this is so not funny. 346 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,760 Everything I was afraid that would happen happened. 347 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,680 She found out who I was, and now it's ruined everything. 348 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,440 You don't know that for sure, Mile. 349 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,560 Things could change. 350 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:04,840 Just give it some time. 351 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:06,920 Group hug! 352 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,160 Got to go. 353 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:17,910 Turn. 354 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:22,760 I don't know, 355 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,080 I think it makes me look a little big around the hips. 356 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,400 Please, let's not blame the dress. 357 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,080 - Hey, guys, sorry we're... - Whoo, doggies. 358 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,600 Daddy, 359 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,080 he's finally cracked. 360 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:39,980 You know what, son? 361 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,920 I like it, but I don't think it goes with the shoes. 362 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,399 Okay, fine, you just-you take your little cracks, 363 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,719 but-but you weren't here and Fermine needed help 364 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,400 with the dress and he said he'd pay me. 365 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,000 So, this is what you get. 366 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,600 Next time try something with sleeves and deodorant. 367 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,440 If you got it, flaunt it, 368 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,560 which reminds me I've got a little blue sequined number waiting for me. 369 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:05,770 Enjoy! 370 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,120 Okay, Fermine, how much do I owe you? 371 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,280 Kid works cheap. He did it for twenty dollars. 372 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,720 Daddy! You made him do that? 373 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,440 Hey, the boy said he needed some money, 374 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,320 I thought I might as well get a chuckle out of it. 375 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:27,850 Lilly alert. 376 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,359 Hey, Fermine, why don't we, uh, 377 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,600 step out on the patio and give these girls some privacy. 378 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:38,560 Okay, but I'm going to need some sunscreen. 379 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,080 My skin's like a baby's bottom. 380 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,360 A little too much information, cowboy. 381 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,959 Oh, look at me giddyup, partner. 382 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,160 Yippee ki-yay! Giddyup. Yippee ki-yay. 383 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,480 Hey, can I talk to you? 384 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,080 Who? Miley or Hannah? 385 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,240 Miley. 386 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,640 Well, she's not talking to you right now. 387 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,880 Wait, Miley, I'm sorry I called you Hannah, 388 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,479 but that was major news. 389 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,600 You gotta give me a little time to get used to it. 390 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,520 What happens if you can't? 391 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,320 What about the next time you get dissed by Amber and Ashley? 392 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,360 Are you sure you won't want to tell them? 393 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,000 Of course I'll want to, but I won't. 394 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,160 And you know why? 395 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,200 Because you're my best friend 396 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,680 and when I was sitting in my room, all upset, 397 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,480 you're the one I wanted to talk to, 398 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,480 not Hannah Montana. 399 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,880 Well, I guess I've said everything. 400 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,640 So, see you. 401 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,120 Here I go... 402 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,040 headed for the door... 403 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,520 after making the best apology I could possibly think of. 404 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,720 Still hoping she forgives me. 405 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,280 Halfway there. 406 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,440 You are such a drama queen. 407 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,480 Hugs? 408 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,280 I am so not getting paid enough for this. 409 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,360 Neither am I. 410 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,400 We were in the first row and... 411 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,880 Hannah smiled right at us. 412 00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:29,470 She really did. 413 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,320 Big deal. 414 00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:32,650 You see this towel? 415 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,920 She gave it to me in her dressing room. 416 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:35,870 She really did. 417 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,960 Uh, yeah and she gave me this sandwich. 418 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,760 You're pathetic. Ooh. 419 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,520 It's true. 420 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,600 Ignore them, Oliver, they're not worth it. 421 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,480 Wait a minute. 422 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,560 He's telling the truth and she gave Lilly something, too. 423 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,160 What are you doing? 424 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,200 You'll see. 425 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,600 That's Hannah Montana's scarf. 426 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,920 From the concert. 427 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,000 Yeah, Hannah gave it to her. 428 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,120 But know what? 429 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,760 You guys are much cooler than me. 430 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,040 You should have it. 431 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,520 Oh, my gosh. 432 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,279 Hey, I want that! 433 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,320 No, stop. 434 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,040 Why'd you do that? 435 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,080 Give it to me. 436 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,440 I think I know. 437 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,640 Hey, everybody! 438 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,680 It's Hannah Montana's scarf! 439 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,080 Ooh.